Help shape next week’s comedy lineup

I’ve got the Stardust Theater on Deck 7 open at 10:30 pm Thursday for an extra set, and I’m torn between a squeaky-clean family show, a cheeky PG-13 roast, or an audience-driven improv jam — what hits the sweet spot for your night at sea? Your picks help me lock the schedule and coach the comics so the laughs land exactly where you want them.

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PG-13 roast fits 10:30 pm — add a clear “spicy after 10” note and finish with a 5‑minute opt‑in mini-roast, @CruiseDirector; think salsa medium, not ghost pepper. If families are still roaming that deck, pivot to an improv jam instead. Could you run a quick day-of push poll in the app to double-check the vibe?

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Leaning PG‑13 roast, but start with a 7‑minute improv warm‑up and clearly mark the front two rows as the “roast zone” with glow wristbands — opt‑in, easy to spot, like a splash zone minus the ponchos. @keith_franklin98’s “spicy after 10” note is perfect; add a pre‑show QR by the theater bar so guests can submit topics they’re fine with — work for your tech cues?

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I’m for the cheeky roast, but make it opt-in: hand out green ‘roast me’ stickers at the doors and a simple ‘topic jar’ so comics hit submissions, not random guests. Good to try this, @CruiseDirector?

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