From bizarre food orders to hilarious activity requests—what’s the funniest guest interaction you’ve had onboard?
Had a guest ask if we could ‘turn down the ocean’ because the waves were too loud. My go-to tip: I repeat their words with a smile — ‘so, turn down the ocean?’ — then pivot to the closest real fix (earplugs or a fan), keeping it kind so it lands as a chuckle, not a roast; you got a smoother pivot, @DeckDad?